1. supersmashthestatebros:

    okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

    (via sherlockscompanionintheimpala)

     
  2. huffingtonpost:

    There are a lot of pitfalls to female adolescence, like depending on your boyfriend for validation or being too scared to take chances you should, but with the right guide (and hopefully a learner’s permit), you can do your best to steer around them. And that’s where actress and YouTuber Anna Akana comes in. Get all of Akana’s advice to teens from hair tips to how to love yourself here. 

    (via smartgirlsattheparty)

     

  3. nudityandnerdery:

    divawithanunspoiledagenda:

    plumbones:

    destiny919:

    greenhoused:

    which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

    tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

    It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

    WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

    Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

    (via funkysammy)

     
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  5. Texas

    (Source: marigoldtrigger, via daddyjared)

     
  6. Sam: You think I’ll take one look at a demon and suddenly fall off the wagon. As if, after everything, I haven’t learned my lesson.

    Dean: Well, have you? (5x02, Good God, Y’All)

    (Source: themegalosaurus, via sherlockscompanionintheimpala)

     

  7. 90% of horse movies

    1. girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
    2. girl: dad can I keep it
    3. dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
    4. girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
    5. girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
    6. *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
    7. dad: how dare u
    8. girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
    9. girl: *enters race*
    10. girl: *wins*
    11. dad: u make me so proud
    12. horse: *whinnies*
     

  8. ihatedoorsbutnotmusic:

    so-uncivilised:

    tumblr mobile users be like

    image

    I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

    (via ill-never-be-her)

     

  9. Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

    (Source: myeyesarehazel, via sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box)

     
  10. sixpenceee:

    sixpenceee:

    Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China. 

    For nearly two years Qian was immobile as she didn’t even have enough of her body left to sit up in a wheelchair. Doctors said her only hope of being able to move by herself again would be extensive surgery to allow her to be fitted with prosthetic limbs.Her parents couldn’t afford this treatment. 

    Qian’s granddad Yuan came up with a simple but effective treatment to get her moving again. He took a basketball the village boys had discarded and cut a hole just big enough for tiny Qian to fit into, padded the inside with stiff floor mats from his car, then propped her up inside. All of a sudden Qian was able to stabilize herself and was able to by move herself by rolling the ball in any direction she wanted. She supported herself using wooden handles. 

    From that day on Qian would not be stopped by any obstacle. She went back to school, started to play with her friends again, and started to get back the life of any girl her age. She began professional swimming training in 2007 and defied the odds of her double amputation to become one of the first members of the Yunnan Youth Swimming Club.

    She won three gold medals in last year’s Yunnan Para Games and took a gold and two silver medals at the National Swimming Championship for the Disabled (Under 18) in 2009 before continuing impressively at this year’s Para Games.

    SOURCE

    I should have added this in the original post but after attention in the Chinese press, Qian traveled to Beijing to receive free artificial limbs at the China Rehabilitation Research Center, a center that has been providing help to the disabled in China for over 20 years. At 18 years old she is ready for her full adult prosthetics. 

    (via sherlockscompanionintheimpala)