1. "Why do the Russians wear gas masks? Because their leader is Putin."

    -My civics teacher

     

  2. its-davison-oclock-somewhere:

    shaxaphone:

    taco-marco:

    staff:

    starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

    i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS ITS A DIFFERENT IMAGE

    Is the Tumblr staff obsessed with Colin Baker now?

    (Source: dddderrnsuree, via lokis-army-at-221b)

     

  3. Reblog if you think it’s okay to share a bed with your best friend.

    teamheichou:

    snitchwings:

    bishojosailorsenshi:

    crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

    Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.

    Pssh. I wouldnt let my best friend sleep on the floor! Plus you have a snuggle buddy!

    Wrong? Wow, er. That’s awkward, I’ve shared a bed with virtually all my friends.

    I really don’t think twice about it. Seems normal to me.

    (Source: crazyideasfromawhiteperson, via who-loccked-the-impala)

     

  4. Reblog if you think it’s okay to share a bed with your best friend.

    teamheichou:

    snitchwings:

    bishojosailorsenshi:

    crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

    Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.

    Pssh. I wouldnt let my best friend sleep on the floor! Plus you have a snuggle buddy!

    Wrong? Wow, er. That’s awkward, I’ve shared a bed with virtually all my friends.

    I really don’t think twice about it. Seems normal to me.

    (Source: crazyideasfromawhiteperson, via who-loccked-the-impala)

     

  5. princess-abiogenesis:

    wheremythoughtsare:

    Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

    Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

    Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

    Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

    Someone finally said it

    (via lightningstylesxxx)

     

  6. zomzie:

    kagahimedesu:

    If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

    That tag though…

    (Source: dropdeadesu, via who-loccked-the-impala)

     
  7. bbcsherlockpickuplines:

    The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

     
  8. oddieodelia:

    Jared Padalecki: Nerd HQ 2011-2014

    (via itsokaysammy)

     
  9. assbutts-and-asgardians:

    GUYS IT’S ACTUALLY 4TH OF AUGUST

    I just want to take a moment to be grateful that there is no President Palin.

    (Source: fantasia1940, via itsajensenthing)

     

    1. Fan: *asks question about family*
    2. Misha: *answers it*
    3. Misha: You know, I actually haven't seen my kids in weeks, so that was another really depressing question.
    4. Crowd: Awww.
    5. Misha: I've actually been filming videos and sending them to the kids...
    6. Misha: *pulls phone out of his pocket*
    7. Misha: So if you guys wouldn't mind being quiet for a moment, and then being really loud.
    8. Misha: *starts recording the video* Hey guys! I hope you're being good and following the most important rule..... No having fun. I miss you guys, and I'm actually with some people that want to say hi...
    9. Misha: *turns phone so that it's recording the audience*
    10. Crowd: *everyone simultaneously says hello*
    11. Misha: *turns phone back towards him* These are the people that I work with. And yea, I just wanted to say I love you and I miss you and I'll be home soon. *finishes recording*
    12. Misha: Sorry about that. I just had to make sure they were following the "No having fun rule." It's funny, because when I call home and talk to West, I'll be like "What did you do today?" And he'll be like... *whispers* "I went to the park." And I'll be like *acts angry* "You did what?!" And he'll go *whispers* "...Went to the park." And I'll be like, *acting angry again* "And what did you do at the park?" And he'll go *whispers* ".........I had fun."
    13. Crowd: *starts laughing*
    14. Misha: Its West's favorite game.